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MY FUNNY QUOTES

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Here are some quotes that i have found!

  • my mom said to pick the best one and your not it.
  • when i die i want you to burry me upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass!
  • see my halo bright and shiney mess with me i'll kick your hiney
  • a kiss blown is a kiss wasted the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted
  • OFFIcer I sweAR tO DRUNk I'm nOt GoD.
  • i'm not a hoe i ust know how togive it i'm not a slut i just know how to hit it
  • ur just jealous cuz the voices talk to me
  • dnt worry about what ppl say about you cuz it can't be as bad as what you think about them
  • u laugh cuz i'm different i laugh cuz you all the same.
  • its funny till someon gets hurt then its hilarious.
 

  • some ppl make the world go round just by being in it
  • u see things and say why i dream things and say why not?
  • u never should have shown me ur sweet side cuz it makes ur jerk side seem even worse
  • i'm glad we never worked out right cuz this morning i relized your brothers much hotter
  • never say whos there dnt you watch scary movies its a death wish u might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something
  • i said i'd get over him but i lied
  • before you go you should take this knife out of my back u'llprobably need it again later
  • i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you if not then my mouth hurts can u kiss it?
  • i wasnt kissing him i was telling his lips a secret
  • all good boys and girls go to heaven thats why i wasnt invited

  • dnt hate me cuz i'm beautiful hate me cuz your man told me last night
  • its a girls world guys just live in it
  • i'm through  with guys they all tell lies they break your heart n make you cry looking guys is such a sin hey check that guy who just walked in
  • i'm an angel honest the horns are there to keep my halo straight
  • i'm sugar and spice and everything nice before you mess with me you better not have lice
  • ur unique just like everyone else
  • roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet but revenge is too
  • science is golden but shouting is fun
  • guys are like buses another one will be around in 5 minutes
  • now what am i thinking? no? neither do i frighting isnt it

  • i wanna die like my grandpa peasefully in his sleep not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
  • smile its the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips
  • every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie
  • guys are like roses watch out for the pricks
  • sooo... many boys such little brains
  • i'm so sorry you looked cute ffrom far away
  • noone is a virgin lif screws us all
  • i have pms and a gun did you have something to say
  • its ok i only kill ppl like you when the voices in my head get tired of listening
  • i'm trying to see things your way but i can't seem to get my head that far up my butt

  • i'm an angel i swear the horns are there to keep my halo straight
  • an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute forget the fruit
  • boys have feelings too but like who cares
  • ur only bad if you get caught that makes me a good girl right?
  • unique is an understatement i'm just messed up
  • to catch me you gotta be fast to find me you gotta be smart but to be me damn you must be kidding
  • i wanted to kill the most sexiest person alive then i relized sucicides a crime
  • dnt call me dnt call me a queen just call me the cutest princess u've ever seen
  • i'm a girl with attitude i've got class so mess with and i'll kick your ass
  • i'm not a brat i'm the BRAT

 

  • blondes have it made cause brunnettes dnt have a reason to be stupid
  • blame someone else and get on with your life
  • there are no stupid questions just stupid ppl
  • if you understand me u'd be me
  • attitudes are contagious mine may kill you
  • i know your srrynow appoligize
  • normal is another word for boring
  • i'm just not the girl for you you need a girl who whose happy and perky all the time maybe a girl whose had part of her brain removed and think shes a bunny and you can go off and be bunnies together
  • for all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the center of your life
  • i only look innocent

 

  • lifes a bitch and s am i
  • life not a garden so stop being such a hoe
  • its all about the hair
  • learn from your parents use birth control
  • B.I.T.C.H=being in total control of him
  • my parents told me i could become whatever i want so i became an asshole
  • girls go for more simpler things in life like men
  • if we could put a man on the moon why not all of them?
  • dnt drink and drive you might spill your beer
  • i'm not anti-social i just dnt like you

 

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